May 26th host/producer at Winery 32 in Leesburg VA with headliner Bengt Washburn

​May 27th guest/producer at the Workhouse Arts Center in Lorton VA with headliner Bengt Washburn​

May 30th special event Roast Battle at Pinch in DC  (FREE!)

May 31st Co-Headliner with Mike Storck at Ramshead in Baltimore MD

June 1st Headliner for Gin & Jokes at the Balt Whiskey Company Umar Khan in Baltimore MD

June 2nd Headliner at the DC Drafthouse

June 3rd Headliner at Positanos in produced by Stand Up Comedy To Go in Bethesda MD

June 4th Headliner at the Cellar Door  produced by Wrecked'em Comedy in Frederick MD 

​June 13th Headliner at Ben's Chili Bowl produced by Theresa Concepcion in Wash DC

June 14th Co-headliner at The Green Turtle produced by the Mason Comedy Club in Fairfax VA

June 17th Headliner at Positanos in produced by Stand Up Comedy To Go in Bethesda MD

June 24th producer of The Newly Dead Game presented by Die Laughing Productions in Lorton VA

July 13-15 feature at Magooby's Joke House in Timonium MD

Up next for me, and you (hopefully):

The Kennedy Center

Warner Theater in DC

Caroline's on Broadway

The DC Improv

Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse

Richmond Funny Bone

VA Beach Funny Bone

Orlando Improv

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Rahmein Mostafavi charms crowds with comic timing and charisma developed during a decade of live performance. He addresses social and political topics with a combination of satirical and observational comedy, leaving audiences with a greater sense of purpose, sex appeal and the occasional leg cramp.
Rahmein entered the stand-up world after working as a longtime cast member of “Shear Madness,” the acclaimed Kennedy Center improv/comedy whodunit. His natural joke writing ability, combined with his acting chops, has won him rave reviews in both the Washington area and around the country. He also produces events under the “Cool Cow Comedy” banner, bringing live comedy to venues in Maryland and Virgnia.

Rahmein has shared the stage with some of the best comics in the nation, including Dave Attell, Jake Johannsen, Artie Lange, Bert Kreischer, Rich Vos, Jon Lovitz, Tim Meadows, Joe Matarese, Bob Marley, The Sklar Brothers, Jen Kirkman, Red Grant, Godfrey, Joe Torry, Kyle Kinane, Finesse Mitchell, and Maz Jobrani.  He has been featured at the Laugh Your Asheville Off comedy festival, The Devil Cup, Red Clay, The Cleveland Comedy Festival, and the Cape May Comedy Festival.  Rahmein has been seen on FOX, heard regularly on Sirius XM, was featured in “The Truth About Money” on PBS, and was honored to be a speaker at the world famous TEDx Talks.
Laugh Your Asheville Off
Devil Cup
Cleveland Comedy Festival
​Cape May






"Funny as sh*t"--Bert Kreischer​ "F*cking funny, man"--Artie Lange "See ya around"--Dave Attell