"Funny as sh*t"--Bert Kreischer​ "F*cking funny, man"--Artie Lange "See ya around"--Dave Attell

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ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD PERSON:

Rahmein Mostafavi charms crowds with comic timing and charisma developed during a decade of live performance. He addresses social and political topics with a combination of satirical and observational comedy, leaving audiences with a greater sense of purpose, sex appeal and the occasional leg cramp.
Rahmein entered the stand-up world after working as a longtime cast member of “Shear Madness,” the acclaimed Kennedy Center improv/comedy whodunit. His natural joke writing ability, combined with his acting chops, has won him rave reviews in both the Washington area and around the country. He also produces events under the “Cool Cow Comedy” banner, bringing live comedy to venues in Maryland and Virgnia.

Rahmein has shared the stage with some of the best comics in the nation, including Dave Attell, Jake Johannsen, Artie Lange, Bert Kreischer, Rich Vos, Jon Lovitz, Tim Meadows, Joe Matarese, Bob Marley, The Sklar Brothers, Jen Kirkman, Red Grant, Godfrey, Joe Torry, Kyle Kinane, Finesse Mitchell, and Maz Jobrani.  He has been featured at the Laugh Your Asheville Off comedy festival, The Devil Cup, Red Clay, The Cleveland Comedy Festival, and the Cape May Comedy Festival.  Rahmein has been seen on FOX, heard regularly on Sirius XM, was featured in “The Truth About Money” on PBS, and was honored to be a speaker at the world famous TEDx Talks.

THE COMEDY AND PRODUCTIONS OF RAHMEIN MOSTAFAVI

SOME CLUBS/THEATERS:
The Kennedy Center

Warner Theater in DC

Caroline's on Broadway

The DC Improv

Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse

Richmond Funny Bone

VA Beach Funny Bone

Orlando Improv

COOL COW COMEDY

FESTIVALS, TV/RADIO:
Laugh Your Asheville Off
Devil Cup
Cleveland Comedy Festival
​Cape May

​FOX

SIRIUS XM

PBS

March 9-10 host/producer of Cool Cow Presents Mike Albanese and Bob Place (Leesburg, Lorton, Fburg)

March 16-18 featuring at Goodnights in Raleigh NC for Rodney Perry

March 24th featuring at the DC Improv Lounge

March 29th featuring at the DC Improvfor Ricky Gutierrez

March 29th part of the Underground Comedy Fest 10pm show

March 31st Private gig... you should hire me too  :-)

April 1st headlining at Positano's in Bethesda MD for Stand Up Comedy To Go

April 14th host/producer of Cool Cow presents Maz Jobrani for his pre-Netflix taping in Fredericksburg VA 

April 21st headliner/producer at Terra Nebulo (winery) in Leesburg, VA

April 29th host/producer of Cool Cow Presents KT Tatara in Lorton VA at the Workhouse Arts Center

May 3-7 headlining and featuring at the Richmond Funny Bone with JR Brow

May 26th host/producer at Winery 32 in Leesburg VA with headliner Bengt Washburn